Yea, verily: Who is that, running along the desert! It is RamenShop, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He screams vengefully: “This one’s for you, mom! I slice through beating hearts like the world’s mightiest bad-ass!” Wow.
Who is that, stalking along the wasteland! It is Kibi, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She screams ominously:
“Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!!”
Prowling across the tarmac, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Bridgey! And she gives a bloodthirsty cry:
“I’m going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!”
Stalking through the fields, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Broagunk! And he gives a vengeful grunt:
“For the love of carnage and discord, I desecrate like a sentient bulldozer!!”
Striding through the fields, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Neitzarr! And she gives a booming roar:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I feel like chicken tonight!!"